The Dead Man


Name: Byron Christopher Linder

Age: 21

Aliases: Dead Man, Mortainius, Ta2dfreekshow

Hometown: Born in San Diego, CA, raised in Nashua, NH

Currently: Navy journalist aboard the USS Saipan

Formerly: New England Xtreme Wrestling wrestler "Mortainius".

Likes: Music, movies, TV, computers, wrestling, tattoos, writing.

Dislikes: People who whine when they get what they deserve, arrogant assholes who do nothing but talk, people who judge me before they know me.

Skills that are not particularly marketable: Freestyle insanity, bending myself in weird positions, above-average agility.

For kicks, I: Freak people out.

Tattoo count: Ten, with many more to come.

Piercing count: Once I'm out of the Navy, the labret is getting re-done with the quickness.

Number of people I've met so far in the Navy I wouldn't mind seeing splattered on the front of a moving freight train: Seven